1 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:13,477 Come in ceremony 2 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:20,682 Come to be under blood 3 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:26,893 Bring all your tired lions 4 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:45,839 Another full house, huh? 5 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,380 Yes, and tomorrow night, too. It's Lent. 6 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,822 I was thinking I might take it off. 7 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,760 Go somewhere. 8 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:06,831 There's no law against movie-seeing. Bring me that whiskey. 9 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,576 Actually, 10 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:24,074 I was thinking I might go somewhere far. 11 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:25,952 Meaning what? 12 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:29,782 There's this girl back in Texas, from when I was a kid. 13 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:32,585 Just go check on her. 14 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,029 Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. 15 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,657 It's what I'm doing. 16 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,397 I'd come back, of course. 17 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:45,071 Someday. 18 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,069 Listen to me, you "someday" piece of shit. 19 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,876 We're all that's left in this place. 20 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,343 I am all the family you got. 21 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,509 Yeah, 'cause you killed all the rest. 22 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,585 What's that? 23 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,582 Speak up, boy. 24 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,448 You killed my family. 25 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,630 That's right. 26 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,461 I had your daddy shot. 27 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,540 Your mama, I killed myself. 28 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:28,245 I sliced her open with a small blade and I sucked up her soul. 29 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,548 But instead of wreaking vengeance, 30 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:37,990 you just stand there like a little girl, bringing whiskey. 31 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,122 Oh, jeez. 32 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,255 You still think like a Custer. 33 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:48,735 That if you do just enough right and not too much wrong, 34 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,528 that there's still hope for you. 35 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,205 It's because you're afraid of Hell. 36 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,942 Oh, and you know what? I don't blame you. 37 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,752 Killing your Gran'ma. 38 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,719 Damning yourself to the flames. 39 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,500 What would your father say? 40 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:04,443 I'm going. 41 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,916 You'll be back. 42 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,592 You should've killed her. 43 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,762 Yeah, well, now's your chance. 44 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,971 Sorry, Lil' Jesse. 45 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,844 You're gonna have to raise them hands. 46 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:52,918 Now, I know that she put you through your paces, 47 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:56,855 but, come on, she's your grandma. 48 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,551 Give me the gun, T.C. 49 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:03,663 And I believe there has to be a constructive, non-violent solution. 50 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,144 Give me the gun. 51 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,164 Christ. 52 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:12,504 Back up. 53 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:20,570 How many times you think you pointed this thing at me, T.C.? 54 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:26,119 Lil' Jesse, you don't hate me that much. 55 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,220 You wouldn't shoot me? 56 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,725 No. 57 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,222 I guess I wouldn't. 58 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,893 See? I knew it. I knew it. 59 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,828 A constructive, non-violent... 60 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,144 Shoot yourself. 61 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,587 Hey, kid. 62 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,959 You gotta go through me first. 63 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,597 I like that idea. 64 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,555 Put it down. 65 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,412 I could make you cut your own throat if I wanted to. 66 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,242 But you ain't gonna. 67 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,152 No. 68 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,015 Let's go to the Tombs. 69 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,916 Hope for you yet, boy. 70 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,908 My name is SS Reichsmarschall Rick Smith. 71 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:08,914 Here's my demand. 72 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,829 Send out Hilter and no one gets hurt. 73 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,450 Resist, and you will be liquidated. 74 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,859 If you're the SS, why are you wearing a Luftwaffe medal? 75 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,593 We're a mixed auxiliary unit. 76 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,357 The point is, I have a freaking tank and you don't. 77 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,626 So, release our Führer, 78 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,102 or I will have no choice but to tell my men to cut you down. 79 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,404 Those are my terms. 80 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,708 What is your answer? 81 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,262 Get it off me! Let me go, damn it! 82 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,098 You're not going anywhere! 83 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,273 No stopping at the red light girl 84 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,069 Because I want to get your signal 85 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:12,078 No going at the green light girl Because I want to be with you now 86 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,980 You are my special You are my special 87 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,253 Yo, Nazi. 88 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,455 Let's go. 89 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,848 You said you'd changed... 90 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,554 I have my soul patch. 91 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,225 Luger. 92 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,200 All those crows. 93 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,718 Do you think they pecked your daughter's eyes out 94 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,903 after she was dead? 95 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,176 Or while she was lying there, still alive? 96 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,551 Yeah. 97 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,280 I think so, too. 98 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,834 No! No, Eugene! 99 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,204 What would Jesus do? 100 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:26,938 Sorry. 101 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,407 These boots suck! 102 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,001 She's really not that bad! 103 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,145 Could you just let us go... 104 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,011 just forget about it? 105 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,735 So difficult and pretty. 106 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,863 So fun. You're gonna be a hit down in Hell. 107 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,080 I know you're trying to be all scary and stuff, 108 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,848 but your breath... Seriously. 109 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,094 Not good. 110 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,228 Look out! 111 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:51,852 You see? I am a loving God. 112 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,036 Ah... 113 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,843 Betrayal, when committed by a loved one, 114 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,111 cuts most deeply. 115 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,131 Perhaps there's still hope for him. 116 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,814 Change your mind. 117 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,886 Join me. 118 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,952 - Bugger off. - I'll let you die. 119 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:04,086 I won't want to, but I will. 120 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,964 Yeah, well, go ahead. 121 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,500 I've had a good run. 122 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,265 You've barely had 100 years. 123 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,198 You've never had a Château Lafite. 124 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,175 You've never seen a tiger in the wild. 125 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,037 Cassidy, you've never been to Asia. 126 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,506 Well, maybe there's an Asia when you die, you know? 127 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,839 Maybe there's not. 128 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,751 Maybe there's no sex, no food, no music. 129 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,214 Maybe there's nothing. 130 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,085 You'd choose that over what I can offer you? 131 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,618 Over lying, cannibalism and murder? 132 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,927 - Yeah, sure. - No. 133 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:45,063 Over love, pleasure, life. 134 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:46,771 This. 135 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,209 - What is that? - It's a pipe. 136 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,042 I ordered it specially. 137 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,876 See, you sprinkle your drugs in this end, and on this end... 138 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,384 I know how a bloody pipe works, you moron. 139 00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,681 - What's it off? - A unicorn. 140 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,485 Your favorite. 141 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:10,986 It's this... 142 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,562 Or burn. 143 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,244 Nice trick. 144 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,850 Freeing one of my children from Hell is my favorite trick of all. 145 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,886 Bunch of Nazis and a tank. I was figuring it out. 146 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,716 No, you were going to Hell. 147 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,153 But I am a merciful God. 148 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,397 What about Eugene, huh? 149 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,604 You gonna be merciful with him, too? 150 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,002 - Which one's he? - With the face. 151 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,534 Oh, oh, right. 152 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,071 Uh, no. 153 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,396 His path is different. 154 00:17:56,642 --> 00:18:00,079 I've come for you, to lift your curse. 155 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,741 From this day forward, the name O'Hare will be blessed. 156 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,887 Yeah? 157 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,190 What do you get? 158 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,627 The joy that only giving brings. 159 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,229 And? 160 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,725 Tell Jesse Custer to stop looking for me. 161 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,132 To stay away. 162 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:29,131 Genesis cannot, must not, 163 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,511 interfere with my great design. Go to him. 164 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,046 Stop him, 165 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:39,749 and then you will know true peace and be forgiven. 166 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,522 You know, 167 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,526 I don't need forgiveness. 168 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,852 Right. 169 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,524 Tulip O'Hare, pure as the driven snow. 170 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,300 Yeah, 171 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:01,168 I done some bad things. Things I ain't proud of. 172 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,539 For Christ's sake, you killed a man with a corncob. 173 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,644 I'm not perfect, I know that. 174 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,107 But I don't need your forgiveness. 175 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,654 I mean, I made it this far without it, didn't I? 176 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,858 Oh. 177 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,559 So be it. 178 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,622 - Free will... - Damn right. 179 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:30,294 Has its consequences. For you and for those you claim to care about. 180 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,667 - What's that mean? - Your friend Cassidy. 181 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,405 - Yeah, what about him? - He's in grave danger. 182 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,036 I was going to help, show you I'm a loving God, 183 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,209 but sounds like you don't need me at all. 184 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,044 I call bullshit. 185 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,843 Go see for yourself. 186 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:52,085 But you better hurry. The danger is quite grave. 187 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,158 Mmm-mmm. 188 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,887 This is one of your tricks, a distraction to keep us off your ass. 189 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,298 Well, forget I mentioned it. 190 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:07,230 Let's just stand here by the water and enjoy the silence. 191 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:20,878 You're a dick. 192 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,551 You're welcome. 193 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,090 Yeah, I see you. Give me a sec. 194 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,245 Out! 195 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,905 Wait. I shouldn't have said that about crows, 196 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,076 about your girl's eyes. 197 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,213 I'm sorry, okay? 198 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:24,809 I'm sorry. I didn't really... 199 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,752 My eyes! 200 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,320 Time to go. 201 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,700 What about Tulip? 202 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,270 Her lucky day. 203 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,560 Welcome, you motherless goat-humpers. 204 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:16,466 I always wanted to say that. Okay, now... 205 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,283 That was different. 206 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,204 Well, I'm not playing pool again. 207 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,453 Can I get you anything? 208 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,068 Yeah. 209 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,966 There's a drink in my coat. 210 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,244 I saw a unicorn once, you know. 211 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,613 I remember. You told me. 212 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,261 Thank you. 213 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,995 - Better? - Than being crucified? 214 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,899 A touch. Coolant? 215 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,009 Actually, no, scrap that. 216 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,756 You're the one who threw up three wine coolers the other night. 217 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,874 Give it to me. Thank you. 218 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:13,985 Jesus. 219 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,483 It's gonna be days before I can masturbate properly. 220 00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:18,723 Mmm. 221 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:22,423 Well, we can't have that. 222 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,882 I've got some squirrel blood in the freezer. 223 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,822 It's quite restorative. 224 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,667 It's better than cat or dog. 225 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:31,768 I just cheated death, 226 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,600 and I got back with my handsome lunatic friend. 227 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,304 I don't want any of your goddamn squirrel blood, all right? 228 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,042 He's repented. He wants to be with us again. 229 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:50,982 Blood ceremony to celebrate. 230 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:53,759 Who will take flight? 231 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:04,869 Perfect. 232 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,069 I was looking for this. 233 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,573 Took it from your daddy, years ago. 234 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,013 You stop that. 235 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,111 We Custers don't cry, 236 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:53,985 we fight. 237 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,288 Remember that night, boy? 238 00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:01,826 I remember. 239 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,220 Today was the day. 240 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,289 Oh. 241 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,927 Go get two cans of gasoline. 242 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,168 - Two cans? - Go get them. 243 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,684 Proud of you, boy. 244 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,725 Comfy, actually. 245 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:55,097 Although, after, I may need a lint roller on my backside. 246 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:00,411 Dinnertime. 247 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:04,578 - Christ. How's that coolant feeling? - Fine. Fine. 248 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:08,314 - All right, well, go on. After you. - No, no, after you. 249 00:28:08,754 --> 00:28:09,754 Hey, listen. 250 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,290 Have you ever... 251 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,885 Hmm. 252 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:19,864 Mrs. Rosen, would you have any objection at all to a ménage à trois? 253 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:25,534 On the contrary, I'd be honored. 254 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,042 Tie your life to ours and allow us to do the same. 255 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,911 - Yes. - Are you ready to pass through? 256 00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,586 - Yes. - Yeah, she's ready. 257 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,621 What's that? What is... 258 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,159 Bite marks. 259 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,427 What's going on? 260 00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,336 Answer me. 261 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,579 What have you done? 262 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:35,767 How many calls to his flown children did you make, Mrs. Rosen? 263 00:29:35,841 --> 00:29:37,104 Eighty-seven. 264 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:39,605 And how many answered? 265 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,779 None. 266 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:44,777 So you turned her. 267 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,684 She turned the rest. 268 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,300 Now what? 269 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:08,400 Go back to your loveless and lonely existence? 270 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:12,170 Well, yeah, probably. 271 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:16,446 But first, dinnertime. 272 00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,969 All right, let's go. 273 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:44,705 Ain't you gonna kill me? 274 00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,043 I don't hate you that much. 275 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:50,481 Come on. 276 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,484 Nah, I'm good. 277 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:07,457 Angelville, I knows it's wicked and evil and all that, but... 278 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:11,563 I got nowhere else to go. 279 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,374 Are you sure? 280 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,113 Good seeing you again, Lil' Jesse. 281 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:35,794 I give my life for thee 282 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:42,028 My precious blood I shed 283 00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:47,570 That thou might ransomed be 284 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:53,145 And raised up from the dead 285 00:31:53,278 --> 00:32:00,151 I gave my life for thee 286 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:07,515 What hast thou giv'n for me? 287 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:14,559 And I have brought to thee 288 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:19,697 Down from my home above 289 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:24,969 Salvation full and free 290 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:30,447 My pardon and my love 291 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:37,421 Rich gifts I brought to thee 292 00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:45,095 What hast thou brought for me? 293 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:56,267 Welcome home. 294 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:00,635 Is that for me? 295 00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:08,745 What's in there, you could live for another 100 years at least. 296 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,318 - My debt is paid. - Not so sure about that... 297 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:17,019 - Say "Your debt is paid." - Your debt is paid. 298 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:19,590 Release Tulip. 299 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,775 - Jesus. - Jesus has nothing to do with this. 300 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:36,245 Fine. You won. 301 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:38,048 Go on, 302 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,710 leave your poor Gran'ma all by herself. 303 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,345 I've tried that once before. 304 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:48,324 Walking away, leaving you behind. 305 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:50,688 It didn't work. 306 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,903 Wherever I went, Angelville was with me, 307 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:02,565 in the back of my head, like some kind of bad dream. 308 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,369 But today's the day I wake up. 309 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:13,242 Today's the day I'm gonna kill you and burn this house to the ground. 310 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,382 - You think so? - Oh, I know so. 311 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:22,022 Been thinking 20 years on how I'm gonna do it. 312 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:28,589 Well, I figured, no better way than to strap you into your own machine 313 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,900 and turn you to dust. 314 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:35,300 Well, if it's my time for Heaven... 315 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:36,707 Heaven? 316 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:43,712 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're going straight to Hell. 317 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,877 I hate to break it to you, but... 318 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,920 I made a deal with my gentleman caller. 319 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,589 You know, Satan. 320 00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:01,966 And we came to a new agreement. 321 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:05,497 If you kill me, 322 00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:11,134 when you die, you're the one going to Hell. 323 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:16,645 What did you do? 324 00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:29,593 Oh, God. 325 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:34,293 I'm not walking out of here with you still breathing. 326 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,164 Don't be so upset, Jesse. 327 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,767 I saved your girl. 328 00:35:39,704 --> 00:35:41,138 You got your power. 329 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,603 You're free of me. 330 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:47,511 Sweetheart, you won. 331 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:56,913 But you won, too, didn't you, Gran'ma? 332 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,818 One hundred years' worth. 333 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:07,890 No. 334 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,094 One hundred more years than my daddy got. 335 00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:13,071 No, I mean it. 336 00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:15,130 One hundred more years than my mama had. 337 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:19,133 One hundred more years of you being a rotten piece of shit! 338 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,179 These are mine. That's the deal. 339 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,539 Like you said, Gran'ma. "New deal." 340 00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:27,544 Destroy them. 341 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,527 No. 342 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,325 No. 343 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,699 Jesse! 344 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:12,023 I should be glad we parted 345 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,396 I guess 346 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:20,436 I should be glad that it's over 347 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:23,004 And you... 348 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:27,535 She's right. I got what I came for. I won. 349 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:31,410 Doesn't feel like it. 350 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,612 No, it doesn't. 351 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,625 You'll burn in Hell for this. 352 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:47,665 Maybe, someday, 353 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:51,525 but today, you burn. 354 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,274 Jesse. Jesse. 355 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,443 Jesse! No, no, no! 356 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:08,143 Jesse! No, Jesse! 357 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:13,824 Jesse! 358 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:53,824 Now what? 359 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:58,197 Get a Dustbuster. Maybe a sponge. 360 00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:03,631 But after that, now that we're night wraiths? 361 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,978 Well, you can stop calling yourselves "night wraiths," that's for one. 362 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:10,140 Christ. You're just bloody vampires now, all right? 363 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:13,379 Right. But what do we do? 364 00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,379 Whatever we bloody want. 365 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,196 Tulip? 366 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,400 All right. All right, slow down now. 367 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,001 What's that? 368 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,033 I've been trying to call you, Cass. Are you okay? 369 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,476 Like, you're not in any danger, are you? 370 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:41,011 Where are you? 371 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:45,574 Got it. And you sure you're okay? 372 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,229 Well, I've been to the far side of the moon and back, actually. 373 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:51,712 But I think the danger portion's over now, so... 374 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,255 All right, well, I'm on my way. 375 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,221 - Tulip? - Yeah? 376 00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:58,962 I, um... 377 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,127 Yeah, Cass? 378 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,431 - Hey, look who it is. - Hey, Hoover's back. 379 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,502 Hoover! 380 00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:09,732 Hoover. 381 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,403 What do you mean, "Hoover"? 382 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,487 It's all right. It's all right. 383 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:15,480 It's just Hoover. He's cool now, all right? 384 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:18,710 Don't worry about it. Listen, I'll see you soon. 385 00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,315 Thanks for calling me up, all right? 386 00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:24,852 All right, see you in a bit. 387 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:27,925 So... 388 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:30,894 Where's the party? 389 00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:43,004 So, I'm back at the Grail office, I get your text, and I say to myself, 390 00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,300 - "Why am I here?" - Hmm. 391 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,573 The hours suck, my boss is crazy, 392 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,324 and the benefits aren't even that good, you know? 393 00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:51,759 'Course not. They're corporate bastards. 394 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,127 What are you even doing back there? 395 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,461 I thought we agreed no more being a dick. 396 00:40:54,485 --> 00:40:55,485 You're right. 397 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:57,654 Old habits. 398 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:01,821 So, you guys have all turned as well? 399 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,822 - They're already bored. - Heh. 400 00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:05,961 All right, go on. Back to work, you buggers. 401 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:07,608 I was just about to get really high 402 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,543 and blast some Nickelback, if you're up for that. 403 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:10,567 Come on. 404 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,197 You know, you saved my life back there. 405 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:16,573 Got you a present. 406 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,576 - Oh. - Wanted to return the favor. 407 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:22,178 An umbrella. Very droll, secret agent man. 408 00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:24,375 Thank you very much. 409 00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:25,973 Open it. 410 00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:28,684 Indoors? I'm pretty sure that's bad luck, mate. 411 00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:32,150 What the hell is that? 412 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:35,691 It's good luck today. 413 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,389 What the hell did you do? 414 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:44,186 I lied. The benefits are great. 415 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,197 You know I eat horse tranquilizers for breakfast, don't you? 416 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,702 I told them. That's whale. 417 00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:33,510 Cass? 418 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:46,881 Some men took him. 419 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:48,990 - And a woman. - Dressed in white. 420 00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:58,125 God. 421 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,833 It wasn't until this moment 422 00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:05,467 that I understood what my purpose was. 423 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:08,074 But now I know. 424 00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:10,474 It's to say: 425 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:13,808 You're a bad person. 426 00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:17,486 But it's never too late to change that. 427 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,722 Open up your heart and talk to God. 428 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,687 You guys used to be like... best friends, right? So... 429 00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:25,656 call him and apologize. 430 00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:30,934 I just realized, 431 00:44:32,036 --> 00:44:33,800 I have a purpose, too. 432 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:40,974 Get your ass outta your head, doofus. 433 00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:42,379 God's gone. 434 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,006 You didn't have to do that. 435 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,983 Him? We were just joking. 436 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:53,557 Anyway, you did your part bringing these two chuckle-heads back. 437 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,154 And now for my part of the bargain. 438 00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:08,071 We'll take it from here, Sidney. Thank you. 439 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:16,510 Not sure what happened there, but I assume she had it coming. 440 00:45:19,784 --> 00:45:24,085 What would this unfortunate preacher's name happen to be? 441 00:45:24,789 --> 00:45:26,155 Jesse Custer. 442 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,423 I love the synergy. 443 00:45:31,629 --> 00:45:33,564 I just got a deal going involving Custer. 444 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,324 Figures right into my expansion plans. 445 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:40,537 See, you kill him, and he and his little power come to Hell. 446 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:43,333 Anyway, won't keep you any longer. 447 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:46,201 Go without God, as the saying now goes. 448 00:45:55,453 --> 00:46:00,289 How dare you pull a gun on the Prince of Darkness. 449 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:04,423 I will flay you into 1,000 pieces. 450 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:05,790 My daughter. 451 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,061 The crows. Was that your idea? 452 00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:15,964 Okay, okay. Hold on. Everybody take a breath. 453 00:46:17,575 --> 00:46:18,575 Was it? 454 00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:21,477 I was in on the meeting when it was discussed. 455 00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:24,539 Sure. All right? But it wasn't my idea. 456 00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:25,915 Whose was it? 457 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:27,949 Don't be stupid. 458 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:30,620 It was God's, 459 00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:34,924 of course. 460 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:39,687 Oh. 461 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:41,598 Now, 462 00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:47,937 I suggest you put that gun down right now, 463 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:52,007 or you and I are gonna have a problem. 464 00:46:55,846 --> 00:46:56,846 Too late. 465 00:46:58,182 --> 00:46:59,343 You crazy son of a... 466 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:15,665 You can't do that! 467 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,031 The rules have changed. 468 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,002 You were right. You don't belong here. 469 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:26,443 Let's go. 470 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,177 Good idea. Let's get out of here. 471 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:32,547 Just him. Not you. 472 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:54,164 Plum cake, sir? 473 00:47:57,174 --> 00:47:58,174 Yeah. 474 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:02,812 Extra flaky crust. 475 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,235 Jesse? 476 00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:27,398 He's still alive? 477 00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,137 The preacher that sent me here? 478 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,976 The preacher that left me here? 479 00:48:37,381 --> 00:48:38,940 I'm going with you. 480 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:17,646 Hey. 481 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:19,656 Hey. 482 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:22,752 You okay? 483 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:27,196 Family's overrated. 484 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:31,968 Yeah. 485 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:39,008 Ready? 486 00:49:41,612 --> 00:49:42,612 Ready. 487 00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:52,316 Down on the ground 488 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:56,821 I listen to the long droning sound 489 00:49:57,595 --> 00:50:01,191 Of sinners a-plenty Our pain, it runs deep 490 00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:04,363 Deeper than oceans 491 00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:10,337 Deeper than sleep 492 00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:18,379 Holy shit. 493 00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:25,379 Cassidy's resting peacefully. 494 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:27,818 Not for long. 495 00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:32,160 My favorite torturer is flying in from Bensonhurst. 496 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:33,229 Frankie Toscani? 497 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:35,791 Wow. 498 00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:39,167 The hat, Hoover. 499 00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:42,067 Are you mocking me? 500 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:48,108 No, I'm a vampire now, sir. Remember? 501 00:50:57,821 --> 00:50:59,380 I thought you were joking. 502 00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:02,750 Uh, no. It's true. 503 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:09,356 But let me assure you, it will have no impact whatsoever on my job... 504 00:51:17,174 --> 00:51:18,198 Idiot. 505 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:24,408 What happened here, sir? 506 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:25,748 Hmm? 507 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:27,250 Oh. 508 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:31,313 We're going to need a new Hoover. 509 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:34,585 I'll look into it, sir. 510 00:51:36,961 --> 00:51:38,657 Gonna be tricky, don't you think? 511 00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:43,497 Getting Custer to be our Messiah. Now, after everything. 512 00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:46,928 I don't want him to be my Messiah. 513 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:53,233 So, why are we waiting for him? 514 00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:56,111 Custer has humiliated me for the last time. 515 00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,481 I'm going to torture him in the most horrible ways ever imagined. 516 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:05,752 And then, I'm going to kill him. 517 00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:11,953 Love it. The great chess match for world domination continues. 518 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:17,124 I'm tired of chess matches, Flufferman. 519 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:22,531 It's time to play some fucking checkers.